Gardening Advice

Why won’t it grow?

Dearest Ash,

My garden is growing, but it doesn’t look as lush and beautiful as yours does. What’s your secret?

If You’ve Gotta Spray…

Dearest Ash,

I have bugs! What do I do?

Learn to Grow

Dearest Ash,

I have the brownest thumb of anyone I know. My family gives me plants as gifts, because I like them so much, but within weeks, I’ve killed the plant. I water them, but they still croak! What am I doing wrong?



Relationship Advice

Make Love, Not War.

Dearest Ash,

Please help! My partner is possibly the most annoying person on the planet. She is messy, and constantly leaving her stuff laying around everywhere. I try to keep the place clean, and pick up after her, but it’s driving me bonkers. She makes weird noises with her cheeks, and she has the irritating habit of clicking her fingernails when she’s bored. I’m beginning to not even want to be in the same room as her.

Feeling Under the Weather

Dearest Ash,

I just don’t feel beautiful any more. Most days, I feel fat and stinky. My self-esteem is in the gutter! I’m a busy mom, working full time and trying to keep the kids occupied. When I have down time, which is almost never, all I want to do is curl up and hide!

Argumentative Experience

Dearest Ash,

It seems like everyone wants to argue with me, all the time. I just want a break!